There is no left phalangie?!

  • ASK ME SOMETHING
    • susierogelio: “maybe start by cleaning up ”

    susierogelio:

    maybe start by cleaning up

    (via the-absolute-best-posts)

    honeybottledrip: “this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life ”

    honeybottledrip:

    this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

    (via confirmance)

    nectarinerd:

    nectarinerd:

    later gator

    i know it’s a croc……please stop messaging me

    (via best-of-tumblr)

    hazedhowell:

    saywhatjessie:

    Guys.

    My dudes.

    You have no idea

    how satisfying it is

    to be the only girl at a table with five dudes

    who are all hitting on the waitress

    and you’re the one who gets her number

    GOD bless

    (via coluring)

    racingbarakarts:

    me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

    also me: 

    image

    (via giggle)

    (via confirmance)

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    (via baracknobama)

    merelybeing:

    image

    (via coluring)

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    feliznaviderek:

    hasscapo:

    feliznaviderek:

    hasscapo:

    dylmao:

    *points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

    Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

    im a guy

    Oops lol no thank you

    I never offered to give you anything

    (via bang)

    biinarykid: “ stunningpicture: “ Cookie in a milk cup. ” I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL ”

    biinarykid:

    stunningpicture:

    Cookie in a milk cup.

    I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

    (via confirmance)

    anti-anti-anti-anti-anti:

    The Purge (2013)

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    (via baracknobama)

    $100,000,000,000,000 KICKSTARTER TO STEAL SATURN’S RINGS AND PUT THEM AROUND EARTH

    thaebae:

    ssj8goku:

    rubyfruitjumble:

    You fools!!!!!!!! This will never work!!!!!

    It will work

    IT WILL WORK
    IT HAS TO WORK

    (via bang)